I legit spent like thirty minutes today imagining exactly what I’d say if Benedict Cumberbatch walked in and sat down at my bar and asked for something ridiculously classy. 

Seriously, I was like, imagining all the ways in which I could make it so that I’d end the night with imaginary-Benny naked and under me. 

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  1. youcrashquims said: Would ride that mfer like a mustang in need of breaking
  2. bitchslap-barbie said: “Well, sir, here’s your classy drink… would you like a Screaming Orgasm afterwards?”
  3. the-girl-detective-fails said: “WAR HORSE WAS *TERRIBLE*” would be my first words quickly followed by “But I love you…”
  4. nijimei said: That’s a legit way to spend 30 minutes though.
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