March 2012
“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
My life, tbh.
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Bradley James is crazy hot, except for his teeth. He’s got British people teeth.
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Its always annoying when something you pumped out in a minute gets more notes than a post you spent hours writing.
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URGENT: Google privacy policy change
nom-chompsky:
fuckyeahfeminists:
Just got this in an email
In just a few hours, new policies will take effect at Google, endangering your privacy.
Tech publication Gizmodo reports, “things you could do in relative anonymity today [like your web searches], will be explicitly associated with your name, your face, your phone number come March 1st.” And this applies retro-actively if you...
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what the hell are you slutty mcsluttersons doing
ponfarrisforlovers:
lmao
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ttssgg replied to your post: I hope the orange mocha frappuccino doesn’t make…
wait wait wait. that exists?!
if it doesn’t, it should.
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I hope the orange mocha frappuccino doesn’t make Rick Santorum feel better.
I hope Rick Santorum has intimate relations with Sam Winchester’s dick of doom.
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I hope Rick Santorum has to spend a whole day as Gwyneth Paltrow’s personal assistant.
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thunderdome-:
I hope no one teaches Rick Santorum how to dougie.
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maritsa-met:
I hope Rick Santorum tries to simply walk into Mordor
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OMFG! I need more Who and Downton and less...
nom-chompsky:
alwaysgus:
End rant.
I couldn’t hold it in any longer.
#i could bear if if he were hot #or even regular attractive
lmao idk this person but these tags made me laugh
or even regular attractive
omfg
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I hope Rick Santorum has a craving for poutine but all he can find are disco fries.
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I hope Rick Santorum is blamed for the death of Inigo Montoya’s father.
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juthikaforpresident:
I hope Rick Santorum arrives in Canada and finds out that no one will give him his official hug
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I hope Rick Santorum walks five hundred miles and then walks five hundred more just to find out that you married someone else.
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I hope Rick Santorum does a chicken dance in Mexico.
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I hope Rick Santorum develops an addiction to Teen Wolf.
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I hope Rick Santorum never finds out what...
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missvoltairine:
I hope Rick Santorum gets halfway through an episode of Sherlock before his wireless connection cuts out and the video stops loading, and he has to reconnect to the internet and refresh the page, and then it turns out that the video player on that website doesn’t let him just skip to the middle before the whole thing is loaded.
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kitteh-neon:
I hope Rick Santorum just read the most amazing chapter of a fan fic ever but then sees that it’s unfinished and was last updated in May of 2007.
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perusing the "fangirl problems" tag is like...
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things I sometimes wonder
Will I ever be able to completely organize my delicious list to my satisfaction?
February 2012
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Liveblogging my father, talking about Mitt Romney
Dad: Look at him! Look at him walk! He looks like a little frog. Look how he walks!
Me: Tell me more, dad. Tell me more about what you think about Mitt Romney.
Dad: What? No.
Me: Yes, yes. Tell me more. I want to know what you think. What do you feel, when you think about Romney?
Dad: See? Now he looks like a chipmunk. *does his best chipmunk impersonation* See? That's what he looks like.
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the gauntlet has been thrown
shaelephant replied to your post: shaelephant replied to your post: I actually…
i’m in the process of writing some ridiculous manifesto about how moffat fucked up female agency in doctor who. (not that i don’t love moffat, but… he did.) it loves on rose, donna, martha, amy and river a lot, and how the last 2 got shafted.
I’d be interested in reading that, because to be very honest, I...
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shaelephant replied to your post: I actually really, really liked Rose/Ten… I just…
my brother just started who so i’ve been rewatching series 1 with him. goddamnit rose tyler. i love you so fucking much. you and your big, big dalek-blasting gun.
She’s such a badass. Ugh.
I honestly… the women of Who are so fucking flawless, every single one of them.
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I actually really, really liked Rose/Ten… I just hated how fucking mopey the Doctor got about the whole thing in the third season.
Rose… I loved her. Man, how could you not love her? Shit, I’m gonna watch some Nine and Rose tonight.
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Oh my god Azealia Banks is gonna be working with...
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“Iggy Azalea on the XXL freshman list is all wrong. How can you endorse a white...”
– Azealia Banks on hipster white girls appropriating Hip-Hop
Reason #238479238749823 to love her.
Also her album is gonna be called “Broke with Expensive Taste”
and she’s working with MIA.
(via urbanafrofuturism)
oh my god she’s my queen!!! And she’s working with MAYA!!!
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TW: Discussion of Child Abuse. IMPORTANT PUBLIC...
desliz:
When I said that we need to take responsibility for ensuring that we do not participate in the sexual exploitation of minors, I was NOT:
1. Implying that children do not have sexual feelings or desires.
2. That children are wrong for having sexual feelings or desires.
3. That children having consensual, non-abusive sexual contact with their peers (in maturity AND age) is wrong.
It is...
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But, see, I don't give two shits about Netflix's...
ipsadixit:
Ads for that LillyHammer are plastered all over LA and it looks like absolute shit (This is a purely judging a book by its cover opinion). I don’t want to see that! I want to see a movie that was in the theaters within the past 3 years. So I can tune it out and dick around on tumblr while it’s playing. That’s what Netflix should be for—not creating original programming.
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The complete list of Starz titles that have... →
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Remember When Everybody Had Flip Phones
vworp-goes-the-tardis:
omfgsomepersonactually:
Everybody Would Be Like:
I miss flip phone swag. :(
I still have a flip phone
its from 2005
DON’T HATE
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“When or if Crystal does release a statement concerning his actions I’m guessing...”
– TV critic Kendra James lays out exactly why Billy Crystal’s Sammy Davis, Jr., impersonation was really just another excuse to do blackface—along with his racist dig at Black women—on the R today. (via racialicious)
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“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why....”
– Stephen Fry (via eatyourpie)
Stephen Fry is a wonderful person.
(via going-to-scranton)
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sherlockable:
Statistically, the amount of people who go missing every year is the same amount as the average kill-off of herd animals in the African savannah.
Now, doesn’t that get you to wondering what there is, out in the dark, that could possibly be a large, preying species that could do that to humans, who are held to be the most intelligent species on this planet?
“I think people sometimes get the wrong impression when they’re like, ‘Oh, well,...”
– Lucy Liu to Jane Magazine in 2003 (via itsinthetrees)
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to protest all this bullshit Teen Wolf on my dash I’m gonna go watch a classic season five episode of Supernatural, with lots of Cas and Dean and manly eye-sex.
Remember the good days? Remember that shit? Now you’re all Derek and Stiles and blah blah blah
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astationaryjew replied to your post: half my dash is obsessed with Teen Wolf right…
I blame Jamie.
this is pretty much just my motto for most things.
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lmao
asparagus-ted replied to your post: half my dash is obsessed with Teen Wolf right…
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES. IT’S SO MUCH FUN. (awful, awful show) SO MUCH FUN (most of the acting will make you want to drink Draino)
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the-girl-detective-fails replied to your post: half my dash is obsessed with Teen Wolf right…
I’m really sorry…it’s a sickness…THEY MADE ME DO IT.
ponfarrisforlovers replied to your post: half my dash is obsessed with Teen Wolf right…
WE HAVE A PLACE FOR YOU, SISTER. JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US
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half my dash is obsessed with Teen Wolf right now.